The Beerists 222 - Cruel Summer
The Beerists Craft Beer Podcast
John Rubio
4.8 • 799 Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2016
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
So it's not technically summer yet, but tell that to blistering hot Austin, Texas. And tell that to Rubio who decided it was a good idea to drink 5 gigantic imperial stouts for this episode- which gets a little bonkers.
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| 0:00.0 | Episode 222 of the Bearest Podcast recorded May 23rd, 2016. |
| 0:16.6 | Cruel Summer. |
| 0:34.1 | So did I ever tell you about that guy that asked me if I was a maiden? |
| 0:35.1 | Wait. |
| 0:36.5 | How old was he? |
| 0:38.4 | Was he like a little kid, like a five-year-old kid? Are you a maiden? No, no, no, no. I was a maiden. Oh, wait. How old was he? Was he like a little kid, like a five-year-old kid? |
| 0:39.2 | Are you a maiden? |
| 0:40.1 | No, no, no. |
| 0:42.4 | I was at work and it was really busy. |
| 0:46.3 | And I was at one register and he was checking out with another one of my coworkers. |
| 0:46.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.0 | I wasn't paying attention. |
| 0:50.1 | And he was like, are you a maiden? |
| 0:55.2 | And I just kind of looked at him like, the fuck? Yeah, what's happening? And then I was like, you know, I mean... Is this Anakin Skywalker? |
| 0:56.7 | Are you an angel? |
| 0:58.1 | It's like, I guess I can be. |
| 0:59.6 | It just depends if I'm in a meadow or a field or some shit like that. |
| 1:03.3 | And he was like, cool. |
| 1:04.7 | And I was like, yeah, have a nice night. |
| 1:07.1 | He must listen to the show, right? |
| 1:08.6 | I'm assuming so. Otherwise, that's fucking weird. |
| 1:11.8 | Or he's a Renfair guy who lost his way. |
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