The Beerists 176 - Five Cans
The Beerists Craft Beer Podcast
John Rubio
4.8 • 799 Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2015
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
3 Beerists, 5 cans of beer. Mike has a crisis, Rubio is still Mexican, and Grant may or may not have a problem with that. Thanks to Sean Grogan and Chris Butler for providing beer for the show.
Avery Lilikoi Kepolo
Fremont Summer Ale
Fremont Interurban IPA
Ozark American Pale Ale
Ozark BCDS 2015
Rankings:
Mike
1. Ozark BCDS 2015
2. Avery Lilikoi Kepolo
3. Ozark American Pale Ale
4. Fremont Interurban IPA
5. Fremont Summer Ale
Rubio
1. Avery Lilikoi Kepolo
2. Ozark BCDS 2015
3. Ozark American Pale Ale
4. Fremont Interurban IPA
5. Fremont Summer Ale
Grant
1. Avery Lilikoi Kepolo
2. Ozark BCDS 2015
3. Ozark American Pale Ale
4. Fremont Interurban IPA
5. Fremont Summer Ale
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| 0:00.0 | Episode 176 of the Bearest Podcast recorded July 9th, 2015, Five Cams. Cairns. |
| 0:32.9 | So the name of this episode is five cans. |
| 0:33.7 | Yeah, five cans. |
| 0:35.2 | Is that named after your mom? |
| 0:35.9 | Wow. |
| 0:37.0 | Five Cans. |
| 0:39.7 | Is that her nickname? Yeah, because she's got like, |
| 0:45.0 | her titties are so big that one flaps into two and the other one flaps into three. Two and a half pairs of boobs or something. She's like a dog with sick and the nipples, but she lost one. You know, |
| 0:49.7 | my parents listen to the show and my father's very angry he's a very angry man it's not true yes for |
| 0:55.8 | everything i know about your parents there's nothing i could say to offend them that is true |
| 1:01.2 | that is very true they're both just animals they're horrible that's what i was saying your mom's your mom's |
| 1:07.9 | a bitch she's got six nipples I don't know how to take that |
| 1:14.1 | yes but the mastectomy on one |
| 1:16.0 | it was five nipples five cans |
| 1:17.4 | five cans that's the name of our show |
| 1:19.9 | I don't know that's where I was going |
| 1:22.5 | with the name of the because we have five beers in cans |
| 1:25.0 | I'm glad it went this direction though |
| 1:26.7 | really yeah actually it turned out a little bit better than I thought it would I don't like We have five beers in cans. I'm glad it went this direction, though. Really? Yeah. |
| 1:27.7 | Actually, it turned out a little bit better than I thought it would. |
| 1:30.0 | Why? |
| 1:30.9 | I don't like this. |
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