The Beerists 149 - New Year
The Beerists Craft Beer Podcast
John Rubio
4.8 • 799 Ratings
🗓️ 4 January 2015
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
It's a new year! United Airlines loses Mike's luggage, Rubio can't pronounce anything, Grant hates everything, and the legend of Michaelstacia begins.
Pizza Port Swami's IPA
Lagunitas Brown Shugga'
Petrus Winter #9
Jester King Biere de Miel
Alvinne Wild West
Rankings:
Mike
1. Petrus Winter #9
2. Pizza Port Swami's IPA
3. Jester King Biere de Miel
4. Alvinne Wild West
5. Lagunitas Brown Shugga
Rubio
1. Pizza Port Swami's IPA
2. Jester King Biere de Miel
3. Petrus Winter #9
4. Alvinne Wild West
5. Lagunitas Brown Shugga
Grant
1. Pizza Port Swami's IPA
2. Jester King Biere de Miel
3. Petrus Winter #9
4. Alvinne Wild West
5. Lagunitas Brown Shugga
Anastacia
1. Jester King Biere de Miel
2. Alvinne Wild West
3. Petrus Winter #9
4. Lagunitas Brown Shugga
5. Pizza Port Swami's IPA
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| 0:00.0 | This is episode one forty-nine of the Bearest's podcast recorded December 29th, 2014. |
| 0:16.0 | Happy New Year. |
| 0:31.7 | Fuck United. |
| 0:32.4 | What? |
| 0:33.8 | Fuck United Airlines. |
| 0:34.2 | Okay. |
| 0:38.1 | They fucking lost my baggage, like, on a one-way fucking flight back home. |
| 0:43.8 | On a one-way flight. What? I don't know. I don't know. I'm just pissed. I paid $100 for overweight bags. So the thing is, is you get on a plane, and they put your bags on that plane, |
| 0:49.5 | and you fly to one airport, and then everything gets off, and they lost it somewhere in the middle. |
| 0:53.5 | Right. So they lost a fourth of the passenger's baggage. There was like 20 some odd people |
| 0:58.2 | last night that were waiting to find out where the hell their bags were. I bet all their bags |
| 1:03.2 | are on this mysterious island. And like under that island there's this donkey wheel and you can |
| 1:07.8 | spin it and like the island disappears. The donkey whale? |
| 1:12.1 | Donkey wheel. Donkey wheel. Oh, donkey wheel. It says spin it and like the island disappears the donkey whale donkey wheel oh donkey wheel it's a donkey whale why is there a donkey whale is what my brain said there could be a donkey whale |
| 1:18.3 | we can retcon lost did you have a donkey whale in your bag no just a ton of beer really a lot of beer |
| 1:24.7 | maybe it was on a different flight they didn't find it until today so now they're going to have it there at like 11 p.m. at the airport. Where did they find it? It was still at Dulles. It never left the airport yesterday. It's fucking bullshit. That's amazing. I mean, it takes effort to lose a bag. I mean, it takes effort to lose 20 people's bags. |
| 1:45.1 | And when I was there dealing with it and trying to get like a claim form and everything, |
| 1:49.0 | I could hear the ladies behind the counter talking about, oh, yeah, all day yesterday, |
| 1:53.2 | half the flights out of Denver, half the bags weren't on those planes either. |
| 1:57.4 | Wow. Conspiracy. |
| 1:58.1 | Maybe it is a conspiracy. |
| 1:59.1 | Maybe it is. |
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