The Bee Weekly: Top Ten Comedy Shows and Bison Attack!
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2022
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Kyle, Adam, and Emma from The Babylon Bee talk about what’s in the news this week. Hide yo kids and hide yo wife because the bison are attacking everybody up in here! Also, adoption is creepy now, TikTok banned The Babylon Bee, and it was revealed that Joe Biden financed Hunter’s trysts with Russian-linked escorts. They also do a rundown of their top ten comedy shows of all time and for some reason Kyle really really likes The Big Bang Theory. Really. Then, Emma, even though she isn’t a biologist, claims to be able to tell Kyle and Adam what a woman is.
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| 0:00.0 | Biden told gas stations on Twitter to lower their prices. |
| 0:03.6 | Old man yells at cloud. |
| 0:05.2 | Three different big tech companies censored the babble on B, |
| 0:08.6 | or as we like to call it a Tuesday. |
| 0:10.6 | We break down our top 10 favorite comedy shows, |
| 0:12.9 | so you know what to binge watch next. |
| 0:15.0 | What is a woman? |
| 0:16.2 | Emma knows. |
| 0:17.0 | All this and more on... |
| 0:18.6 | The B Weekly! |
| 0:22.2 | Hey friends, Kyle here broadcasting from my nerd cave slash survival bunker. |
| 0:27.0 | As we all know, there's a lot of bad stuff going on around the globe right now, |
| 0:30.2 | and we're not all 100% confident in the way that our leaders are handling those things. |
| 0:35.8 | Current conflicts around the world and the economy here at home could take a major turn for their worse, |
| 0:40.8 | and it's good to be prepared for the future. |
| 0:42.8 | So we want you to go right now to preparewithb.com |
| 0:46.0 | that's preparedwithbe.com, where you will find a special offer for my Patriot Supply, |
| 0:51.8 | where you can save $150 on their three month emergency food kit. |
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| 1:03.2 | Their three month emergency food kit gives you delicious daily meals to help you |
| 1:07.0 | through any tough times that we might be facing as a nation and the world. |
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