The Bee Weekly: Rippaverse! And Fight For California But Don’t Use Assault Rosary Beads
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2022
⏱️ 71 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
This week at The Babylon Bee, Kyle and Adam talk with chicken coop owning and worship leading Ian Weeks, who is running for California assembly, about whether California is worth the fight. They also talk to Eric D. July about the Rippaverse, which is launching a new wave of non-woke comics and has already raised over $3 million! Also, be on the lookout for evil assault prayer beads that have been co-opted by extremist gun culture!
You can support Ian Weeks in his run for CA assembly.
Make sure to pick up ISOM #1 from the Rippaverse!
Support The Babylon Bee by pre-ordering our new Babylon Bee Guide To Democracy! I
t’s awesome. Really!
This episode is brought to you by our wonderful sponsors who you should absolutely check out:
The Fight Laugh Feast Conference
Liz Cheney lost her primary election, the FBI didn’t take Trump’s passport before they actually did, and only 12% of Americans think the Inflation Reduction Act will reduce inflation. Also it’s the one year anniversary of when those Taliban guys were paddling around in swan boats. Sizzler Facts is back with a mystery this week and Adam Yenser is back with Weak-ly News.
The Babylon Bee had an exclusive press conference with the FBI revealing what was in Trump’s safe and Kyle, Adam, and Ian talk about some of their favorite jokes of all time. There may or may not be another edition of Travis’ Game Korner this week. You just have to listen to the whole episode to find out!Hate mail gets read, subscriber headlines get read (with a new twist this week), and Ian Weeks answers the ten questions for subscribers!
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | The Justice Department does not want to disclose the affidavit that justified the warrant to raid Trump's home, |
| 0:06.1 | but don't worry, you can trust the government. |
| 0:08.6 | Liz Cheney lost her primary election in Wyoming, shocking ones of people. |
| 0:13.4 | Paper is the traditional gift for a first anniversary. Word on the street is, |
| 0:19.2 | Afghan terrorists sent a framed map of the Kabul airport, |
| 0:24.0 | President Biden, to celebrate the time he gave them a whole country. |
| 0:27.6 | Ah, and Ian Weeks is here, that voice you just heard, he's a chicken-owning, worship-leading, |
| 0:32.2 | non-politician running for office. What a wacko. All this and moron. |
| 0:37.4 | The Bee Weekly! |
| 0:42.4 | Babylon B friends, we have some big news for you. If you read the Babylon B guide to |
| 0:47.4 | Wokeness last year and you said, hey, there's only one book in this series, that sucked. |
| 0:52.3 | Do we have the book for you? The second book in the series. The Babylon B |
| 0:56.4 | Guide to Democracy. This comes out September 6th and it is absolutely jam-packed. |
| 1:02.8 | Full of awesome drawings, illustrations, comics, stick figures, punching each other, |
| 1:08.7 | everything that a good book would have. I never read War on Peace and High School if |
| 1:13.5 | it didn't have stick figures. This book does. This book will teach you how to rig elections, |
| 1:19.6 | how to bribe politicians, how to win a political argument online, and why democracy, actually, |
| 1:26.8 | at constitutional republic, is friggin awesome. You can talk about all the branches of government, |
| 1:32.4 | legislative, executive, judicial, and corporate. So you know all about the government now and |
| 1:39.1 | you can shut down opposing arguments for people who don't think America is awesome. |
| 1:44.9 | This book is awesome. We want you guys to go pre-order it today. You can pre-order it on the |
| 1:48.8 | Babylon B store. It's shopped at BabylonB.com. You can go to Amazon. You can go to any bookstore |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Seth Dillon, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Seth Dillon and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.