THE BEE WEEKLY: Racist Soap Dispensers and Headlines By Kids
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2021
⏱️ 52 minutes
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THE BEE WEEKLY: Racist Soap Dispensers and Headlines By Kids
On The Babylon Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by stand-up comedian Trevor Andersen again. They talk about drag racing cops and the racism built into automatic soap dispensers. We hear the best headline pitches by our subscribers' children and find a new hero of the faith. As always we end in hate mail, this one most likely coming from a disheartened satire-hating robot.
Intro
Trevor Andersen is back on the podcast to guest host.
Coming up next Tuesday we have Dr. Jason Lisle, a young earth creationist on the interview show.
We read subscriber comments and YouTube comments
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Kids Pitch Babylon Bee Headlines
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Heroes of the Faith
Joanna Southcott
Hate Mail
We get hate mail from a Stephen Hawking robot
Subscriber Portion
We talk about what books we’re currently reading
BONUS HATE MAIL
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| 0:00.0 | In a world of fake news, we bring you up to the minute factual inaccuracy and a heavy |
| 0:07.9 | dose of moral truth. |
| 0:11.2 | With your hosts, Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicole. |
| 0:16.7 | This is the Babylon B. Fake News, you can trust. |
| 0:25.2 | Hello loyal listeners and viewers, welcome to the Babylon B podcast. |
| 0:29.6 | It's that time again. |
| 0:30.6 | We're back again. |
| 0:31.6 | We're back. |
| 0:32.6 | After a long trip is back. |
| 0:33.6 | Jokes and stuff. |
| 0:34.6 | We're hanging up and talking with Trevor. |
| 0:37.7 | Anderson. |
| 0:38.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.7 | Our resident owner of a wooden laptop that he brings to analog style. |
| 0:46.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.5 | It was made by Nick Offerman and his wood shop handcrafted. |
| 0:51.8 | This is like a mustache on it. |
| 0:55.7 | Yeah, of course. |
| 0:56.7 | Instead of a space bar. |
| 0:57.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.7 | Anyway, hi everybody. |
| 1:00.7 | I'm Kyle, editor-in-chief at the Babylon B. It's my friend Ethan who's also worse with |
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