The Bee Weekly: Primaries, Peach-gate, Pride & Prejudice, Prices
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2022
⏱️ 65 minutes
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This week at The Babylon Bee, Kyle, Jarret, Christina, and Brandon talk about whether or not we are living in MAGA country after the primary results pour in, a woman made a bunch of resentful comics about her husband causing the internet to make peach memes, and an impassioned argument broke out over which Pride and Prejudice adaptation is the best. Also the prices are just too dang high!
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The Bee announces an upcoming Beach Boys parody video. Also, terrorists are getting drone striked while hanging out with the Taliban, Newsom declared a state of emergency over a disease that totally isn’t gay, and Obi-Wan Kenobi is now bi for some reason. Okay.
The Babylon Bee plays The Price Is Wrong, Bee where Kyle, Jarret, and Brandon try to guess the price of some random items we got from the store. There is also another exciting edition of Sizzler Facts, Bee Radio from Austin Robertson, and of course Hate Mail! Also, we find out what listeners would call their imaginary fat baby after putting out our latest Pregnant Man sketch.
In the full length version of the podcast, Christina answers the Ten Questions and joins the other guys in reading the best subscriber submitted headlines and bonus hate mail!To get the full version of the podcast go to: http://babylonbee.com/plans
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| 0:00.0 | A woman made a peach comic, and the memes about it are just peachy. |
| 0:04.6 | My home city of San Francisco finds out that monkey pox is not monkeying around. |
| 0:09.6 | An obese man tells the doctor that he's just pregnant. |
| 0:13.0 | What were you expecting? |
| 0:15.0 | Mega or nah. |
| 0:16.8 | Primaries happened this week around the country and we look at some early results. |
| 0:22.2 | And we play the price is right to find out what household items Biden hasn't plated. |
| 0:27.2 | All this and morons. |
| 0:29.0 | The Bee Weekly. |
| 0:33.5 | Treasure in heaven is great, but it's not going to buy you a tank of gas. |
| 0:37.2 | So let's take a moment to briefly review the current state of our economy and the global effect |
| 0:41.5 | the war between Russia and Ukraine has had. We're in for a tough year here, and Biden's printing |
| 0:46.0 | and spending could be catastrophic for the US dollar and the market. That's why a growing number |
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