THE BEE WEEKLY: Pokémon Fraud, Tacos in Space, and Is This Racist?

The Babylon Bee

Seth Dillon

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Satire, Faith, News, Babylonbee, Comedy

4.4 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Managing Editor of The Babylon Bee Joel Berry is in town for this Bee Weekly to talk with Kyle and Ethan about Pokémon fraud possibly resulting in 20 years in prison, how tacos in space are a terrible idea, and how to tell if stick figures, starfish, and traffic lights are racist.

Learn how to be woke with The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness.

Kyle, Ethan, and Joel read YouTube comments, answer a subscriber dare, and talk about The Babylon Bee’s banger and bomb articles of the week. Then they talk about the week’s weird news like cocaine hippos now being considered people, a teacher of the year punching a student, and bats are now winning awards that rightfully belong to birds.Adam Yenser joins the guys to play a new game: Is It Racist? Of course, they read the latest of The Bee’s everflowing hate mail.

In the subscriber lounge, they read mail from a subscriber who almost lost her job because of The Babylon Bee, a fan who is beginning to tell Kyle and Ethan’s voices apart, and a man with a vulgar email address telling The Babylon Bee how to be Christians. The guys dig into whether more things are racist and then Joel Berry answers The Next Ten Questions.

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0:00.0	First, New Zealand sportswoman of the year was a male, and now they're bird of the year.
0:04.7	It's actually a bat.
0:06.1	QAnon supporters have gathered in Dallas to await the return of the late JFK junior.
0:10.3	They've been wrong so many times, maybe this time they'll be right.
0:13.0	NASA astronauts make the best space tacos ever to get the worst diarrhea ever.
0:19.1	Florida's teacher of the year arrested for punching a student, but incredibly she did it over
0:23.5	Zoom.
0:24.0	A court has ruled that Pablo Escobar's hippos are people, hungry hungry people,
0:29.1	and is everything racist?
0:30.6	We're going to do a deep dive on the internet to see if there's anything that's not racist,
0:34.9	and then we're going to make it racist.
0:36.4	All this and more on The Bee Weekly.
0:41.3	Welcome everyone to The Bee Weekly.
0:42.9	Today, Ethan and I, your usual hosts are joined by Joel Berry, who's the managing editor of the
0:47.7	Babylon bee, usually located somewhere in the Midwest.
0:51.9	The deep, the deep, dark forest, mysterious forests of the Midwest.
0:56.0	I have emerged into the sunlight of California to be with you guys.
0:59.7	Well, welcome Joel.
1:00.7	It's nice to have you.
1:01.5	Thank you.
1:02.1	Thank you.
1:02.5	Pleasant.
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