THE BEE WEEKLY: Know Your Bible and Trump Taekwondo

The Babylon Bee

Seth Dillon

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Satire, Faith, News, Babylonbee, Comedy

4.4 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Ethan Nicolle and Adam Yenser are joined by Pastor David Guzik of Enduring Word Bible commentary to help The Babylon Bee know where the lines are for Christian satire, mockery, and jokes about Hell. Pastor David is put to the test to see if he really knows the Bible like he says he does. They talk about this week at The Babylon Bee, weird news, and also question if Trump really deserves a ninth black belt in Taekwondo.

Be sure to check out David Guzik’s freely available Bible commentary at Enduring Word.

Be sure to also check out Ethan old band’s new release Today For Tomorrow.

Ethan, Adam, and Pastor David answer a two-for-one subscriber dare involving a meme, talk about The Bee’s Banger and Bomb of the Week, and dive into deep end of this week’s weird news. The weird news involves Canada’s strategic maple reserve, a street sweeper getaway, and a woman kicked out of a church for illicit cilantro. Pastor David is subjected to a brutal Bible trivia quiz and The Babylon Bee officially puts him on retainer to make sure all their jokes are clear with Heaven. Then there’s some salty hate mail.

In the subscriber lounge, there is a bonus better hate mail, a discussion about free will and God’s sovereignty, subscriber-submitted headlines, and The Ten Questions for Pastor David Guzik.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Canada is in a very sticky situation with their maple syrup reserves.
0:04.0	Street sweeper caught in an hour-long low-speed chase. It was almost a clean getaway.
0:09.4	Firefighters rescue dog held hostage by tortoise. Owner says dog went through shell on Earth.
0:15.8	A woman was kicked out of a Methodist church because they thought her cilantro was marijuana.
0:20.5	I didn't even get a buzz the pastor complained.
0:22.8	A German doctor was arrested for giving 20,000 people a homemade COVID vaccine.
0:28.2	His secret ingredient, cilantro. Donald Trump awarded the highest black belt in Taekwondo.
0:34.1	He's now the president of Karate.
0:36.7	Pastor David Guzic is here. He's going to make sure the Babylon B's in committing rampant
0:40.6	heresy. All that and more on the B Weekly.
0:46.6	Oh hey everybody we're here. It's the Babylon B Weekly. I don't know where Kyle is.
0:51.0	He's in the cell-ins or something. I saw him picture them together.
0:54.7	I guess he's over there. But we, instead, we got Adam Yenser sitting in.
0:59.9	And then we got our guest host, Pastor David Guzic. Welcome sir.
1:04.8	It's a pleasure to be here. Thanks very much.
1:06.4	A pleasure to have you. So you're a commentary. You do commentary.
1:10.0	Bible commentary. That's right. I've got a written commentary on the entire Bible.
1:14.0	Wow. How long does that take?
1:16.2	It's the work going back 30, 35 years. Long time.
1:19.0	Okay. You never meet a young guy who's done that.
1:21.3	No. How fast did you guys slap the woke book together?
1:24.6	Hey, I'm on. Yeah. Yeah. That's impressive that you put 30 years in.
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