The Bee Weekly: FBI Raids Trump! Weird Church Stories and Commie California

The Babylon Bee

Seth Dillon

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Satire, Faith, News, Babylonbee, Comedy

4.4 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

This week at The Babylon Bee, Kyle and Adam are joined by return guest host Kira Davis to discuss the news this week of Donald Trump’s home, Mar-A-Lago, being raided by the FBI! Hunter Biden reportedly breathed a huge sigh of relief! They also discuss listener-submitted stories about the weirdest thing that ever happened to them at church and talk about how anyone could stay in California. Crazy!

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Then, Kira Davis, Kyle, and Adam discuss what is wrong with California. Seriously, what’s up with that place? Who would stay? Of course, we end every Bee Weekly with glorious hate mail that runs into your ear canals like warm mashed potatoes dripping from a wooden spoon.

In the full-length podcast, there are much more bonus hate mails and bonus mailbag questions. Babylon Bee subscribers also weighed in with their weird church stories and we see which subscriber-submitted headlines were the best this week!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Take me to church. We talk about weird church stories.
0:04.5	Trump's home in Mar-a-Lago was raided by the FBI and everyone is saying it was
0:09.3	most perfect, beautiful, amazing raid ever.
0:12.7	People are talking about it.
0:14.7	Is California Communist?
0:16.7	We discussed from the Gulag.
0:18.7	All this and morons.
0:20.7	The Be Quickly!
0:25.7	Hey, do you like Jesus and beer?
0:27.5	The new and your family need to come to the fight-life beast conference in Knoxville,
0:32.0	Tennessee on October 6-8.
0:35.2	The topic of this conference is lies, propaganda, storytelling, and a serrated edge.
0:41.3	Satan is the father of lies, and the mother of those lies is a government that has rejected God.
0:47.6	Christians haven't been reading their Bibles, so we as a society are more susceptible
0:52.0	than ever to Satan and his lies.
0:54.3	So join us on October 6-8 as we fight, laugh, and feast.
0:58.6	With beer and Psalms, our amazing lineup of speakers including Pastor Doug Wilson,
1:03.8	George Gilder, and Pastor Toby Sumpter of the Cross Politics Show, and more.
1:09.0	And there's even stuff for the kids like jumpy castles and accidental infant baptisms.
1:14.6	Oops! Sign up to attend with you and yours or become a vendor at fightlafffeast.com.
1:21.5	Fightlafffeast.com.
1:26.0	Hey, everyone. Welcome to the B Weekly.
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