THE BEE WEEKLY: False Prophets and Babylon Bee Prophecies for 2022
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2022
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle is joined by Joel Berry and Adam Yenser to talk about what’s going on at the Bee and what the Bee is prophesying will happen in 2022. There’s the Weakly News with Adam Yenser and also Heroes of the Faith filled with classic false prophecies.
Be sure to check out Adam Yenser’s Cancelled News on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/adamyenser
The Bee writers discuss the changes at The Babylon Bee this week and talk about the banger and the bomb articles. Adam Yenser presents the Weakly News and then the guys discuss what the highly accurate Babylon Bee prophecies are predicting for 2022. In Heroes of the Faith, the guys discuss famous failed secular and religious prophets. Then the Bee guys read some hate mail from the week.
In the subscriber lounge, Kyle, Joel, and Adam discuss whether a hot dog is a sandwich and the ontological nature of the Kool-Aid Man.Subscriber Headlines of the Week are read and Joel Berry is subjected to a new list of Ten Questions.
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| 0:00.0 | This Thursday was the one year anniversary of January 6th and get this. Friday was the one year |
| 0:06.1 | anniversary of January 7th. Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers both tested positive for COVID this week, |
| 0:12.3 | much like their monologues, it's no laughing matter. A woman who sells her farts and jars has |
| 0:17.5 | decided to stop. It's a real gas. Plus, we take a look at failed prophecies throughout history |
| 0:23.2 | and only some of them are from Q&A. All that and more on the big weekly. How you guys doing? |
| 0:33.2 | Having a good week? No. Pretty good. That's a week ever. That's a week of all time. |
| 0:38.8 | Yeah. The host in front of me is a little less robust than I'm a person. |
| 0:46.0 | I'm just here for today too. I should make that clear. Don't worry. You don't have to stop. |
| 0:54.8 | You don't have to. Joel for very long. Yes, Ethan Nicole, our creative director, has |
| 1:02.0 | parted ways with the Vanable on B and you're not going to be seeing him out here anymore. |
| 1:05.4 | I'm very sad. But he lives on in the beautiful art that is all around us. That's like he's |
| 1:12.7 | there watching. When you feel a breeze in your hair. Every time you hear a chesterton reference. |
| 1:17.9 | That's him. Yeah, but he's apparently moving on to another gig. So I don't know if that's going to be |
| 1:25.6 | announced or not about the time this. Well, Mr. Man follow him wherever he winds up with his next |
| 1:32.4 | project. Whatever he does, be sure to take a watch. I don't know if we ever talked about take a watch. |
| 1:39.6 | Did we ever do viewers notice that? I mean, so take, you know, if you're going to say, |
| 1:43.7 | if you're going to tell someone to watch something, you don't say take a watch. What's the |
| 1:46.9 | thing? You either say take a look or let's watch this. Oh, let's. And so he had a line in one of |
| 1:52.2 | our sketches and he was supposed to say, let's take a look, I think, or let's watch this. Yeah. |
| 1:56.3 | Let's take a watch. And we all just stopped him with like what is that? Because he would always say |
| 2:01.9 | that through. And then it just became a thing. Let's take a watch. So if you go back and watch all of |
| 2:05.6 | our videos every time we like are the newscasters and we point at a video off screen to watch, |
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