THE BEE WEEKLY: Debunking the 1619 Project and Taliban Paddle Boats

The Babylon Bee

Seth Dillon

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Satire, Faith, News, Babylonbee, Comedy

4.4 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of The Bee Weekly, cancelled standup comedian Josh Denny joins Kyle and Ethan to talk about what’s been going on at The Babylon Bee this week, how Hitler opposed vaccine mandates, and how smart people are making blood bricks on Mars. Kyle and Ethan also talk to Dr. Mary Grabar about her new book, Debunking the 1619 Project.

Kyle, Ethan, and Josh discuss the Bee’s ‘Banger of the Week’ and ‘Dud of the Week’ and then jump into weird news like how scientists are planning on making blood bricks on Mars, how Hitler opposed vaccine mandates, and a couple that drives drunk together. A man decides to give up his life to become a hobbit, a new beer is illegal in 15 states, and the Taliban’s new feared weapon is a paddle boat. Even cats and dogs are getting in on Guinness World Records.

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dr. Mary Grabar who has previously debunked Howard Zinn to find out how she debunked the 1619 Project and whether she sleeps in a debunk bed. Someone doesn’t like the Bee’s new poop emoji shirt in this week’s Hate Mail. Finally, the show moves to the subscriber-exclusive lounge where Kyle, Ethan, and Josh go into the Bee archives for the classic article of the week where Jesus turned water into grape juice, subscriber headlines of the week, and bonus hate mail.

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0:00.0	A socialist magazine says Hitler opposed vaccine mandates.
0:03.4	But you know who else compared everything to Hitler? Hitler.
0:06.5	Drunk man crashes then is crashed into by drunk wife.
0:10.6	They're in a collision course with love.
0:13.2	Scientists want to use human blood to make concrete on Mars.
0:16.8	Now we know why they've been shipping all those tourists to space.
0:21.6	Sam Adams, New Beer, was banned in 15 states.
0:24.7	This is a huge tragedy for people who like Sam Adams.
0:27.6	Taliban fighters were seen riding swan boats, confirming what many people have suspected.
0:33.9	These men are for the birds.
0:36.0	All this and more on The Be Quickly.
0:40.1	When you scroll Facebook and you count on Facebook to give you the content that you want to read,
0:46.5	it's like you're going up to Mark Zuckerberg every morning, not gonna know what I'm saying.
0:50.0	Hey Mark Zuckerberg, what should I read this morning?
0:52.5	Or you could just support the Battle on Bee.
0:54.2	Battle on Bee.com slash plans, you can subscribe, you get full length podcasts,
0:57.9	add free podcasts, you get add free web browsing on our site, premium content.
1:02.1	At certain levels you even get access to a little social network that are friends
1:05.1	that not the Be Have Create.
1:06.1	Yeah, be part of the community, the in crowd, the be crowd.
1:12.7	Well we are sitting here today with Kyle and Ethan the usual.
1:15.6	You guys are bored of us, but we have someone exciting with us, Josh Denny.
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