THE BEE WEEKLY: Cringe Sermon Moments, SCOTUS, and Questioning a Catholic

The Babylon Bee

Seth Dillon

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Satire, Faith, News, Babylonbee, Comedy

4.4 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Kyle Mann and Adam Yenser are joined by Patrick Green on this Bee Weekly to talk about heroes of the faith who gave us cringe moments in the history of preaching and to talk about the Bee’s deep dark secret practice of employing a Roman Catholic. Kyle gets a surprise and Patrick Green gets put in the hot seat for being Catholic.

This episode of The Bee Weekly is brought to you by INKL. Get a discount on curated, ad-free news from 100+ sources with a single subscription at: http://inkl.com/bee

This episode is also brought to you by Faithful Counseling. Get counseling from people who share your faith and your values at: http://faithfulcounseling.com/babylonbee

Kyle gets a surprise that should help him stay on keto for another 4 hours and the guys talk about our latest parody video getting restricted by YouTube. They talk about the banger and bomb of the week, Adam Yenser does Weakly News and then there is the latest Heroes of the Faith. After learning how to smash a television with an axe and that all atheists have video games in common, the guys show our latest sketch about a lonely unvaccinated man whose vaccinated friends all have COVID, and then the Bee’s ultimate showdown between Roman Catholics and Protestants commences. The Bee also responds to atheist hate mail.

In the subscriber lounge, Patrick answers some questions from subscribers to the Babylon Bee and also answers the ten questions. The Bee guys interact with bonus Elon Musk hate mail and headline pitches from the subscribers.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	As the editor-in-chief of the Babylon B, I have to keep up with the news all the time,
0:04.4	which is super depressing. It sucks. But, you know, we gotta do it. So, um,
0:11.0	and maybe you have to keep up with the news too for whatever reason. Maybe you're just crazy,
0:14.8	and you like to read the news. There's an app called Incle that lets you curate your news feed
0:20.8	from reliable sources. Don't you hate paywalls? You're searching through news, and you finally
0:26.0	find a reliable site, and you're like, ah, the information I need, and then bam, you get the big
0:29.7	pop-up, and please spend a bunch of money, and then you can read this article. That sucks.
0:35.1	When you browse news through Incle, it actually has a lot of those paywalls removed. It has
0:39.4	that all built in and included in the premium service. Just a hundred bucks a year, and you get
0:43.6	access to a ton of different stuff. Plus, you get a discount. Incle.com slash BEE. It's
0:49.2	i-n-k-l.com slash BEE. You'll get an additional 25% off, because you're telling them that you're
0:56.2	a buddy of the BAMM1B. Go check it out. Incle.com slash BEE, and start browsing premium or liable
1:03.8	news today. A male to female transgender swimmer from UPEN lost to a female to male transgender swimmer
1:09.1	from Yale, and I'm going to need a scientific calculator to figure that one out.
1:13.0	Surgeons successfully transplanted a pig heart into a human. Unfortunately, he's since developed
1:18.4	Parkinson's disease. America's dad Bob Sagitt passed away. Let us all honor him by watching hundreds of
1:26.2	hours of people getting hit in the nuts. A survey found Americans are reading fewer books than ever
1:30.4	before. Do your part by buying your wife an Amish romance novel. Plus, you get to watch two
1:35.4	protest that's absolutely roast the Catholic. I'd love a tradition in church history. All this and more
1:41.6	on The Bee Weekly. Hey everybody, welcome to the BAMM1B podcast. The podcast where you get to
1:49.6	hang out and joke about the news with the BAMM1B writers. Today, me and Adam Yenster are joined by
1:54.0	Patrick Green, our resident Catholic. Hey, and also Kyle's birthday. Kyle's birthday.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Seth Dillon, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Seth Dillon and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.