THE BEE WEEKLY: Bee Outtakes, Weight Loss Cult, and Homicidal Whales
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 October 2021
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Kyle, Ethan, and Adam talk about their favorite hilarious Babylon Bee Outtakes that didn’t make the final cut of Babylon Bee sketches, the new HBO Max documentary on Gwen Shamblin Lara and her weight loss cult as another Hero of the Faith, and Homicide Whales now being a thing. The Bee guys go through weird news of the week and salty hate mail too.
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Kyle, Ethan, and Adam talk about their week at the Bee, the Banger Article of the Week, the Bomb Article of the Week, and weird news like how squirrels hate the metric system and homicide whales now being on the loose. They then talk about a weight loss cult featured in a new HBO Max documentary The Way Down and how the cult’s leader’s hair gained weight as she gained influence in yet another segment of Heroes of the Faith.
Then the Bee guys talk about their favorite outtakes from The Babylon Bee sketches on YouTube and give everyone a peak at what Bee subscribers have been enjoying for a while now. The Bee gets hate mail for making fun of Christians and then the guys jump into the subscriber-exclusive lounge for bonus hate and love mail, top subscriber-submitted headlines of the week, and the classic article of the week.
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| 0:00.0 | Squirrel fills man's truck with 42 gallons of walnuts, leading people to be shocked that walnuts are apparently measured in gallons. |
| 0:07.0 | Transgender weightlifter named Sportswoman of the Year, proving that women can accomplish anything with little hard work in a ton of testosterone. |
| 0:15.0 | Sea lion jumps onto women's boat to escape pot of killer whales, but don't worry this story has a happy ending if you're rooting for the whales. |
| 0:23.0 | Drunk man reported missing joins own search party. He left after realizing the party hadn't no boobs. |
| 0:29.0 | We discussed the way down the new HBO Max series about Gwen Shamblin whose church members lost weight as her hair gained weight. Let's get a picture of that. |
| 0:38.0 | And we look at some of our favorite behind the scenes mishaps while filming sketches for the Babylon B. |
| 0:44.0 | Oh, all this and more on the B weekly. |
| 0:50.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to the Babylon B podcast, the most exciting podcast that you listen to that is associated with the Babylon B. |
| 0:58.0 | I'm Kyle, this is Adam, and this is Ethan. |
| 1:01.0 | Hey, hey, hi. |
| 1:02.0 | And thanks for joining us today. |
| 1:04.0 | We're all here today. |
| 1:05.0 | We're all here. |
| 1:06.0 | I got back from a fun filled week in Vegas with the family. |
| 1:09.0 | We brought the kids. |
| 1:10.0 | It's dark rings in your eyes. |
| 1:11.0 | That's why I'm like, yeah, you're all out of money. |
| 1:13.0 | Yeah, I was just snorting Coke off. |
| 1:15.0 | That's what happens when you go with the family. |
| 1:17.0 | Things and things. |
| 1:18.0 | We did the family friendly version. |
| 1:21.0 | Yeah. |
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