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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

The Beckhams went out in New York - except Brooklyn, who couldn't be bothered

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5808 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2018

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

A little bit extra, every weekday morning, from LBC's longest-serving presenter.

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This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:25.6

Morning everybody, welcome along Monday, the 12th of February.

0:28.6

Actually, I'm very lucky because the person looks after my bank account, sir, in the plural, because I have bank accounts, you know, as most people do.

0:36.6

You know, savings account,

0:38.5

tax account, spending account, Botox account. And she wrote to me the other day, she sent me

0:44.6

tweet saying, don't forget your VAT. And so I filled in the VAT for, actually, it's not due until

0:51.1

the 12th of March. So I'm way ahead of it. And when I did it first time, I get it wrong every time. It goes, you now owe HMRC 40,000 pounds. And so I thought, it definitely shouldn't be 40,000 pounds. So it took me four attempts to finally get it right. And then I suddenly realized that the amounts were exactly the same as the last time I paid, which was back in December. It's exactly the same amount

1:15.4

of money. So we've sorted that out and so she will then, she will then pay that. So that was the

1:20.0

highlight of yesterday. Because once I've done it, I'm fine. But it's getting around to doing it

1:24.8

and applying yourself and finding the bits of paper. Victoria Beckham, in the zone on the way to her NYFW show, after deliciously climbing inside her own handbag.

1:35.1

I feel sorry for it. Brooklyn couldn't be bothered to her to his mother's fashion show. I imagine he's bored witless, poor soul. But anyway, poor old Brooklyn, who can't manage to do anything at all.

1:43.3

He wanted to be with his girlfriend, because he's a teen, got a girlfriend.

1:47.1

They're probably doing kissing and other things, you know, where he takes her. I've got no idea.

1:52.0

Perhaps they book into a Premier Lodge or something unless they go back to her place.

1:55.4

But anyway, Brooklyn didn't go to Mummy's Fashion Show, which meant the rest of the poor family had to dredge themselves up for it.

2:01.3

And so there they all were, all turning up. Dave had his butch face on and sort of looking mean and moody.

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