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Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Tuesday the 13th.

Aren't you glad it's not Friday the 13th? Although, to be honest with you, some of the stories that feature, some of the celebrities, the names in the pages, the names in the frames, the people who are, my God, it's dark out there. Anyway, I was sort of thinking

to myself, they let slip the other day that there's going to be a Valentine's Day loose women.

And I thought, it'll be nice. It'll be an opportunity for their crap researchers down there to try and find

some people that we don't hate. No. There was only one on the list. I think there are four people. One is Jamie Lomas, who apparently was on some programme, but nobody knows who he is. One's got Gwan, who will obviously provide the gay element to it, which will be very interesting. And who is the other one? Oh, Kettenay, the little midget hairdresser, who comes from Essex, whose claim to fame is?

Nothing. Nothing at all. He's doing the ice skating. And the other one, wait for this one, go, oh, this will really get your juices going.

That well-known romantic person and bore of all boars. Peter Andre is going to be doing it as well. You think, oh God, Peter will be telling us how he first fell in love with M's and how they just churned out children like having rabbits and about the Australian, hopefully the Australian tour. They never asked him about it last time we was on, did they? Very funny that, isn't it? Because it's not going to bloody well happen, that's why. Anyway, Christine McGuinness, this is Paddy McGinnis, decides to go out in the car on the day that, you know, the day after it comes out that he's been seen out on the town with dreary Appleton girl.

You know, she has been sending text to him for quite a while, apparently. But there again, she's a bit sad. In fact,

she's not the full ticket. Anyway, neither of the Appleton girls are the full ticket. But, so

Christine McGuinness goes out in the car. They've got snow up there, so she has to clear that,

so that must be really difficult. She probably fell over a few times. Drives out and there's

loads of photographers there. Why don't you just stay in the house, dear? Or failing that, why are we wasting time with this boring couple? Why doesn't Christine McGuinness

go to the press and go, hi, er, yeah, I'm his wife, I spoke to him this morning, he's divorcing

me and he's going out with Nicole Appleton? Doesn't that make it a lot easier than all this

rubbish crapping around all over the place? I'm so sorry to use rude words. But I get so, hang. Who gives us stuff whether Christine McGuinness is with him or whether she's not with him?

Who gives us stuff whether Paddy, no likey, nor lighty, goes out with boring old Nicole Appleton,

and he has to have a skinful to make her look interesting? Who cares? You know, just to sort of get rid of. But just, why don't they just tell the truth? Why don't they just tell the truth? Apparently, Paddy McGuinness, Nicole Appleton hits his like button on at least 124 of Paddy McGinnis's Instagram snaps. You've got to watch Nicole Appleton. She's like a leech. She's like a leech,

but it takes two to tango, but he is a married person. Okay, and she should have known that,

but there again, not the brightest penny in the box. Here we go, David Beckham, fed meat

from a very sharp knife by Salt Bay, while Harper and Cruz pull their best impression of a viral...

David Beckham must be the only person who sits in on a...

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