These two women sit right next to me at the bar.

And one of them just goes, if I could have sex with every man on earth, I would.

I thought, you haven't even got to the bubbles yet.

Wait till you started drinking at least.

Now shut up, I'm learning about a gape here.

Hello and welcome to Talk Spooky to Me,

the Ghost Story Guys Mail Show.

I'm Brennan's Tor.

I'm Paul Bestle.

And this is our opportunity to hear from you, our audience.

Paul Bessel, my friend, how you doing?

I'm all right, my friend.

Spring is still here.

Clocks have still gone forwards.

My brain still feels like mush.

But we're okay.

We're all right.

How about you?

My brain is also mush, so we are equally matched today.

Although I did have a great story finally of where I wasn't the most awkward person in a room.

So a couple days before I went back to Victoria for my birthday, I drove into the city

to catch a movie and to catch a book reading.

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