The Beardsley Joke Collection Vol. 2

Athletico Mince

Borthwick Productions Ltd

Sports & Recreation, Comedy, Soccer, Sports

4.8 • 7.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Short but sweet, it’s another selection from Peter’s joke book, from episodes 82 to 113… dog dirt.

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0:00.0	Oh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, uh, uh,
0:07.0	uh, oh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Before I got the couple of jokes from your joke but for you,
0:23.0	Bob, so.
0:25.0	So I went to the doctor, you know,
0:28.0	because I had a lettuce stuck up my ass.
0:31.0	All he did was a player dressing.
0:36.0	I've been told that crocodiles, you know,
0:40.0	can go up to 15 feet,
0:42.0	but I've never seen one with more than 4-life. My wife told me I
0:50.6	were too childish the other day whilst we were shopping, you know. I was so shocked I almost fell out to the trolley.
0:58.0	Oh well, there you go.
1:02.0	One Peter B and C. Only one Peter B. C.
1:10.0	Oh, see you, say you Bob. Anyway, I got a couple of jokes from me old jokes booking or so, I know you enjoy them so.
1:24.0	I went to a pet shop in there, I bought 12 bees.
1:30.0	The shopkeeper gave me 13, I said, you gave me one too many.
1:36.0	He said, that one, that last one is a freebie.
1:40.0	I accidentally swallowed some string last night. I shit you nut.
1:48.0	Did you know that you don't have to have any training to be a bin man?
1:57.0	They just pick it up as we go.
2:00.0	See you Bob. One Peter Beasy. The only one Peter Beasy. The only one Peter Beasy. I know you like a couple of jokes here from the old joke but I know you like a
2:20.7	like a year I'm like I just interviewed a blog for a job.
2:26.0	Can you perform under pressure? I asked.
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