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Lewis, what annoys you about low-quality blinds?

Well, as you know, I'm Nosephiratu, and the sun getting through the window is of concern to me and my livelihood.

I like a pitch-black when I want it to be pitch-black, and three-day blinds are essential in my life,

both at crooked and at home, in achieving this dream of utter blackness.

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vampire vise, but you cannot have blinds from

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