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The Battle of the Sisters (Entry 104.GE3008)

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Society & Culture, History

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2025

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

In which Hollywood's greatest case of sibling rivalry begins with a swimming pool injury and ends at the Oscars, and John rediscovers pop music thanks to the Queeb. Certificate #30747.

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We are receiving this time

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and uh

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receiving this message

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We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick

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We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past

0:18.0

The turbulent time that was the early 21st century Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

0:24.6

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

0:28.6

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

0:34.6

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology

0:39.4

to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

0:43.3

This is our time capsule. This is the omnibus.

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This is the omnibus. You have accessed Entry104.

1:16.0

GE 3008.

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Certificate number 30747.

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The Battle of the Sister.

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I have the envelope Olivia de Havel

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You're

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Your award

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to reach his own

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I took the incentive

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to venture forward.

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Thank you for this very generous assurance that I have not entirely failed to do so.

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