The Batavia of Illinois, with Gareth Reynolds

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode, we welcome comedian, Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, We’re Here To Help), to chat about rich fluids and standard mopping, his new podcast (Next We Have), Mr. Clean, and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you.
0:03.4	Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:06.1	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you.
0:11.3	It's Jordan, Jesse Go.
0:12.8	I am Jesse Thorne, America's Radio, sweetheart.
0:14.7	Jordan Morris Boy Detective.
0:16.9	Jordan, you know that I'm podcasting Screencrasser.
0:19.8	You know that already, right? Yes, sure. You're always, you know, I'm podcasting Screencrosser. You know that already, right?
0:21.4	Yes, sure.
0:22.3	You're always, you know, talking about your tomatoes, your potatoes.
0:27.8	Sure, anything I can add.
0:29.2	Your cellariers.
0:30.4	Anything I can add an R to the end of.
0:32.5	You've got that white apron.
0:34.3	I really like to be on local news as a guest contributor is the greatest career goal
0:42.1	one could have.
0:43.4	Same.
0:43.7	Like I know that everyone like obviously my top career, my number one career goal is to be a
0:50.4	celebrity Giants fan.
0:51.4	But my number two career goal is to contribute to local news like Dr.
0:56.7	Dean Adele. Right. Maybe have my own line of reading eyeglasses. You know what I mean?
1:02.6	Yeah. Anyway. I think both of these are within your grasp. Thank you. I mean, I would have to go to
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