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I think it's going to be weird, like, the first time I go out to a bar in New York and nobody's recording.

That's what I mean.

I'm going to be like, wait a minute, where the fucking cab?

Where's my security team?

Yeah. Wait a minute, where the fucking cab? I also like, I'm going to say. Where's my security team?

Um, all right, I guess I'll, just see, I guess I'm like, Kevin today.

Um, we just literally got back from the shore like 20 minutes ago and we're all kind of dead right now.

Kevin and John are supposed to be in tomorrow, but Una and Tommy cannot be in tomorrow and then Dante was here.

So I figured the good producer and me said we should do at least 20 minutes. I almost bail on this, but then Tommy was like, no, it probably is a good idea. But finding the thoughts on the shore. I'm getting pretty sentimental right now. Honestly, that ride home, like, I'm going to miss it. It was a... I don't think it's hit me that we're not going back. There's a wild four weekends, really.

But, you know, it was fun, obviously. Like, it was good getting to know everybody. And, you know, I want to just scroll back through pictures and maybe tear up a little. Don't you say the same? Or you'd be sentimental. Oh, I'm wicked sad. Oh, really? Yeah. I was thinking about it last week when we left the house.

I was like, man, next week we're going to leave this place for the final time, and it's going to be sad. Dinner last night was like the perfect end. Everyone's speeches were so good. I was like, oh, yeah, we all work at a media company, so we like kind of know how to talk. Oh, I flubbed my speech. Oh, you didn't. I mean, I feel the same way, but.

They were all so good. Seriously. Yeah, that was really sure. I know I'm a lot. I'm kind of taken aback how sad I am. Tommy's might have been the best. Tommy's was for sure the best. Who's the guy who made us all do the speeches?

Probably the one who's going to. I literally was just like, I'm going to do, I was like, I might want to give a speech tomorrow night.

And then everyone was like, oh, we got all doing.

So that was.

Yeah. all do the speeches probably the one who's good i literally was just like i'm gonna do i was like i might want to give a speech tomorrow night and then everyone was like oh we got all do them so yeah i i i love i definitely didn't say that but it's almost like a party trick people just asked me to give speeches like at this point like there was one time last maybe it was a couple summers ago like for ria's birthday we were on the shore and i had to give a four minutes or three minutes speech about Ria, and I couldn't mention Marty the entire time, and I brought her to goddamn tears. Really? Can you, if you end up coming to my birthday on Friday, can you give me a speech? Let's not push it, but maybe, okay? Maybe. I actually don't want, I feel like that would kill the vibe. Let's not do that. But, yeah, I'm a little taken back at how sad I am.

That was really fun.

Especially because first weekend back, I seriously was like, I just need to get through this month. Like, I was not having a good time. Yeah, same. Same. I, like, almost didn't finish. Like I literally almost didn't do the rest of it.

When Dave called me and was like, you cannot do it.

I was like, shit, that's kind of a good idea to not do it.

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