Hello and welcome to Citation Needed.

The podcast where we choose the subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia,

and pretend we're experts, because this is the internet, and that's how it works now.

I'm Eli Bosnick, and I'll be leading my boys into extreme danger tonight,

but I'll need some masochists in need of therapy.

First up, two men for whom Doc is definitely just a nickname, Noah and Tom.

Okay, all right. Well, riddle me this, Eli, if I'm not a doctor, why would I have such easy access to so many drugs?

I mean, look, I too only need seven minutes before I'm finished, so it's a pretty good

nickname.

Makes sense.

Exactly.

Yeah.

Humble brag.

And also joining us tonight.

And also joining us tonight, two guys for whom a healthy sense of competition includes

Regicide heat and Cecil.

Okay, I'm not crazy.

Like, the most important thing

is going out there and having fun

while you murder a king.

But not MLK.

Like, you listen to the last week episode.

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