Hello and welcome to the Blind By Podcast. You know we haven't kicked off an

episode with a poem in quite some time and I was recently sent a poem that I'd

like to read out for you. The poem was sent to me in December by singer

songwriter Raj Stewart and if you have any children listening to this

podcast I suggest you put them outside the room or put your hands over their

ears because it's a very adult poem and it's also quite frightening. So the

poem is called The Ghost of Prince Philip is getting Tittwanks and Jupiter by

Raj Stewart. Look up the ghost of Prince Philip is getting Tittwanks and Jupiter.

The shadow of your opa glints against his pupils his heels sink in a

soup of hydrogen and helium his calm wears a thousand tons his celestial

Mickey rests on a ten-foot chest these are not human tits they are giant

lumps of swirling gas in the shape of tits he is shouting at the tits but there

is no air to carry his hulls. Look up all the ghost of Prince Philip is getting

Tittwanks and Jupiter and if you watch him on your pervert telescope you will

have 35 minutes to prepare because that's how long it takes for light to

reach earth from Jupiter. Thank you Raj Stewart for that poem rest in peace

Prince Philip of England so before we continue just a little bit of housekeeping

I have some live podcasts that I need to promote immediately because there was

a lockdown and then there wasn't a lockdown all of a sudden so these gigs

that I didn't think were going ahead are going ahead. The problem is I now have

half the amount of time to actually promote them which is a difficult

situation to be in but fuck it we go for it. So Dublin I have three

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