better acquaintances than friends.

That's what I think, Ronald, okay?

Being you are going to be acquaintances, not friends.

You're your only child.

I think you feel uncomfortable when people ask stuff like, how are you, Ronald?

That's what I think.

I don't know how this fucking brother and sister bullshit works. It's fucking, it's in early the morning. Hi, Ronnie. Oh, my God. Who are you? What are you, a fucking alien? Leave me alone. If we're doing this, I want to say stuff like, hi, Ronald. Haven't seen you in a few days. How are you? And then you're like, fine, fine, fine.

Oh, my God, human contact, fine, fine, fine.

For fucking days.

Two, three days.

And I do, hi, Opie, how are you, good morning?

Apparently, that's not enough for you.

You need, like, you wanted me to truly miss you like, like a dog wave in its tail.

Well, that would be nice, Ronald. All right. Listen, we, we've already begun, believe we

not. It's the OP radio podcast. This is my friend. It's Ron. It's Ron, Ron. It's Ronny

babes. It's Ron Da Wader. It's, uh, it's Boston Buddha. Ron. We don't care about your

Harry Potter. Fucking, it's the Hebrew hammer. That's right. All right. Uh, but, man, we have my adult stage name,

if you know what I mean. I see. We haven we haven't been on since uh we did one of these

with uh once a week tony who uh who bailed on me yesterday he he had a big opportunity rod you

you you're you're a very busy man on the weekend you work your ass off at the bohemian beer

garden so on monday i'm like you know ron take mondays off if you have to. Let's make this easy for everybody. I know you do. Let's make it easy for everybody. So then I went to once a week, Tony. I'm like, Tony, this is your big opportunity. You could be twice a week, Tony. And he goes, nah, I can't do it, bro.

So, that's right.

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