"The balls of some people!" Chancers | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2

The Two Pints Podcast!

Will & Ralf

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

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🗓️ 4 June 2021

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Time for another Swift Half just in time for the weekend. Have you every come across one of life's chancers? We're chatting about those kinds of people who'll try anything given the opportunity, like when someone

tried to nick Will's car!

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0:00.0	I was talking before about that bloke who tried to rob the dog, yeah. I was thinking there
0:18.0	was a note I've never ever told you this. Jaden and Michelle, I was just thinking about people
0:24.0	are chances, you know, you got to be careful because you just look away for one minute.
0:29.6	You think, how is that possible? How did that happen? Well, it's happened a couple of times.
0:35.3	Michelle and Jaden was out. They were driving. I think it was going to school or whatever it was.
0:42.3	It was driving. Jaden was in the back and he was only about 11 or 12 and she pulled up on the car
0:48.7	because she'd seen her friend who she works with horses and stuff. She's in the field with the
0:53.6	horse and she shouted and she said, I'll come and see you so she opens the door and it gets out
0:59.2	and she's on this light lane and then just literally walks 20 yards into the field, speak to a
1:04.6	friend. As she goes in, a man jumps in the front seat of the car. What? And Jaden? No. Yeah, and Jaden's
1:12.4	in the back. Jaden, yeah, jumps in the front seat of the car and Jaden went, I and he just went to
1:19.0	try to grab Michelle's bag and Jaden shouted at him and he just jumped out of the car and run.
1:23.0	And it just, Michelle just said, oh, you're going to turn around and you saw this man running
1:26.4	away and it was just freaked, freaked her out. Freed Jaden now because he's obviously
1:30.9	standing in the back and his blocks jumped in the front of the car. Could you imagine if he'd just
1:34.5	drove off? Just like people, just our chances, they just will do. She did it at Christmas time.
1:42.5	I sent her to the shops and she picked up, but she said, I'm going to pick up this hamper for you
1:48.7	and I was sending it to me, marketing manager, as a bit of a Christmas thing. So big hamper,
1:53.7	we picked up, but it was in the boot of the car. Anyway, she put it on in the boot of the car,
1:59.2	got in the car and then she said, oh, I've got to take the truck. So she put up the trolley back,
2:04.9	put the trolley back, got the car drove off. When she got home, hamper's gone. So whilst she was
2:09.8	taking the trolley back to the, to the, the point that there's the shopping place,
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