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Matt, you're a very polite man, but do you F and or Jeff?

I tend to F, but I'll tell you now, if the situation requires it, I will Jeff all night.

Well, the situation did require it in this episode. So if you're not into F and Jeffing, look away now.

I wonder what you're doing.

Alright, Matt, I'll be right back. Where you going?

I said I'm going to the bagel shop for lunch. Cool, I'll come with you.

No, no, you don't need to because you brought lunch, so it's fine.

Yeah, but if you're there and I'm here, that doesn't work.

What do you mean? Well, because if I can't see you, then I'm going to have a breakdown or something.

Whoa, okay, well that's quite weird.

No, it's not. The key to a successful work in relationship is spending every second of the day together.

Ooh, the beatable. That to me sounds a little unhealthy.

It's not unhealthy, but if I can't see you, I feel like one of my arms has been ripped off or something.

Oh my gosh, wow, I didn't know you felt the way that is, that's chilling.

Should we just put a pin in this?

Cool, yeah, agreed.

And what should we do at the weekend?

30th of October, 1980, 4am, Honolulu, Hawaii.

Mark David Chapman leans heavily on the front door of his house, fumbling with the key.

In his other hand, a hold-all and a bottle of whiskey he bought at the airport.

It's already half empty. He hoped it would calm his anxiety.

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