The Ballad of the Battle of the Band of the Bards

Mission To Zyxx

Improv, Fiction, Science Fiction, Comedy, Comedy Fiction

4.9 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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In the newest installment of our Legumies DnD adventure, we answer the question on everyone's* lips: What has Samesies been up to this whole time? *Samesies' Mom

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0:00.0	Welcome back listeners to Mission to D6.
0:04.3	The role-playing game from the ass end of the galaxy.
0:08.0	We're in episode four now.
0:10.0	Everybody we met Glorificus, the wizard.
0:14.0	That was revealed that he had many secrets.
0:17.0	He is not that.
0:18.0	Yes.
0:19.0	He's a liar.
0:20.0	You guys are en route to adventure with him.
0:23.6	But someone's been missing from the last couple episodes, and that is Sam's the Bard.
0:27.5	Welcome back, Winston.
0:29.0	Hello.
0:30.1	I'm glad to be back.
0:31.3	And, you know, rather than throwing you right into the fire, Winston, I thought maybe today
0:35.8	it would be fun to see what Samseys has been up to
0:38.7	all this time. If you guys remember... Legumi's Samsey's version. Yes. Samsees was at an
0:47.0	open mic night at Open Michaels. Yes. Michael has an open house every week or every few weeks.
0:55.6	And Samcies was committed to that.
0:57.0	Also, Mujan and Alia are out tonight,
0:59.0	so I think the stars have aligned for us to do something a little different.
1:02.0	So, everybody, if you have a D6, go ahead and roll it.
1:07.0	I rolled a six.
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