The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

Pablo Torre Finds Out

Pablo Torre, Le Batard & Friends

Sports

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

It is a tradition unlike any other: A college-football upset. A sea of fans. A 45-foot yellow structure crashing down on the field and heading toward a river or frat house near you. But the tradition of destroying goalposts is under threat. PTFO correspondent and unhinged amateur thief Mickey Duzyj provides a how-to guide, after speaking with students, administrators, an executive at Big Goal Post and the one true expert who can help save a piece of football history: Saw Man. *Pablo Torre Finds Out does not (officially) condone storming football fields or stealing university property. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is.
0:07.0	If anyone has dreamed of doing this, if anyone wants to take our point-by-point guide and put this into action, now is the time.
0:18.8	Right after this ad.
0:21.3	You're listening to Draft King's Network.
0:29.4	You know where that is.
0:36.2	An ice cold beer. What's different?
0:41.3	It's Budweiser.
0:42.3	Food longer for a refreshing, smooth taste.
0:49.3	Like no other.
0:52.3	Cheers to that.
0:54.4	Budweiser, like no other.
0:56.7	Please drink responsibly.
0:57.8	For the facts, visit drinkaware.coma.uker.
0:59.8	Okay.
1:04.0	Right in front of the glass where our producers are.
1:09.6	There's books.
1:10.4	There's a racially ambiguous Christmas elf,
1:12.8	if you recall last year's Christmas episode.
1:14.9	This is a PS5 controller, a microphone.
1:18.2	It's really a junk drawer of a shelf.
1:21.1	My wife has accused me of, and she called me this yesterday.
1:24.6	Okay, this is some late-breaking insult.
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