The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Pablo Torre
4.7 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2024
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
It is a tradition unlike any other: A college-football upset. A sea of fans. A 45-foot yellow structure crashing down on the field and heading toward a river or frat house near you. But the tradition of destroying goalposts is under threat. PTFO correspondent and unhinged amateur thief Mickey Duzyj provides a how-to guide, after speaking with students, administrators, an executive at Big Goal Post and the one true expert who can help save a piece of football history: Saw Man.
*Pablo Torre Finds Out does not (officially) condone storming football fields or stealing university property.
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