and also like I have to get I have to be healthier like I have to invest in my health that's

the only way I can do it because every time I'm like I'm gonna do this video I'm like no I'm not

wait miles we need to be accountability partners because I'm like I could go to the gym or I could eat this cake. Yeah, no, for real. And after seeing Connor Story's cakes, I'm like, I need to go to the gym. What's Connor Story's cakes? Is that the heated rivalry? Yeah. He did a rivalry, bro. Jack, you better get in, bro. Stop fucking around, right, right. About fucking around. Watch heat a rivalry, bro. Stop fucking around. Start fucking dudes. Watch heated rivalry. Bro, it's my, again, I always, I love how jocky it is because they're calling each other by their last names when they fuck all the time. That's so, that's literally how I imagined it. Fuck, Rosanna.

It's just like, like, yo, call it. Good game, bro. Call him Shane, bro. He got a name. They stop acting like you're in the locker room. What's up, Hollander? You know what I mean? Oh, we fucking know. That's so funny, man. Yeah, I was like laughing so hard and really was like, what's wrong with you? I'm like, it's just so funny to me that like, it's like this depiction of these jocks fucking is they still talk like these jocks. Like they can't even put the jock shit down and embrace like the fucking love for another dude. We're not fucking homophobic. We're jocks first. That's what I'm like, oh, fuck, Hollander, you're really getting

the bottom right now,

bro.

You look at like,

you look at, you look at, call him shit. Look at like a playbook and it's like a sex book and it's like, you go here and then I move over here. And this is my G-spot. My ass. Yeah, exactly. This is going to milk the prostate.

One of them farts and he calls doorknob.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. my ass. This I go milk the prostate.

One of them farts and he calls doorknob.

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

It's going to be hard for you to run away because I'm inside you right now.

It's a great, it's a great, again, great, great, great, great, great love story.

That would have been terrible for me.

My high school football team called me Schmitty, and I just, I hated that name.

Oh, Schmitty.

Oh, God, that's terrible.

Oh, damn, Smitty.

I didn't know you had it like that. Oh, no, please.

It's triggering.

God, what the fuck is that, man?

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