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Detectives Don't Sleep

The Ballad of Jay J. Armes

Detectives Don't Sleep

NOISER

True Crime, Fiction, History, Drama

4.6637 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

In 1972, while Hollywood legend Marlon Brando is in France filming Last Tango in Paris, his teenage son goes missing, presumed kidnapped. To find the boy, Brando turns to America’s most recognisable and flamboyant Private Eye — Jay J. Armes. This incredible investigator, famous for the fact that he has hooks for hands, has hunted down murderers, kidnappers, robbers, and cheats, and worked for millionaires, celebrities, and dignitaries all over the world. By the time he’s finished with this case, Jay J. Armes will have his name in headlines across the globe, he’ll have almost died in a helicopter near-miss, and he will have helped the Hollywood legend end a ten-year custody battle. And it’s all in a day’s work for this legendary detective. A Noiser Production, written by Sean Coleman  For ad-free listening, exclusive content, and early access to new episodes, join Noiser+. Now available for Apple and Android users. Click the Noiser+ banner on Apple or go to noiser.com/subscriptions to get started with a 7-day free trial.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It's March, 1972, in El Paso, Texas. Not even five in the morning,

0:38.3

and already, all hell's breaking loose

0:40.3

in the million-dollar home

0:42.3

of America's most recognizable private eye,

0:45.3

J.J. Arms.

0:47.3

In the basement of his mansion fortress,

0:51.3

J.J. is in the middle of a gunfight.

0:53.3

With his revolver grip tight, he dives to the right as another assailant looms from the shadows.

1:00.0

As he rolls, he fires off around.

1:03.0

Boom! Headshot, target down!

1:05.0

That makes three he's hit so far, and they just keep coming.

1:09.0

One after the other other these unknown attackers

1:12.0

sweat trickles down his back his breathing gets heavier as he's forced to duck

1:17.5

dive and roll out of harm's way to his left another figure rushes up j

1:23.3

spins and squares up he shoots blam straight to! Straight to the heart. Another perfect hit.

1:29.3

There's no time for self-congratulation. This battle's not over, not by a long stretch.

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