The Ballad of Crystal Metheny with Yeardley Smith

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Yeardley Smith (The Simpsons, Small Town Dicks podcast) chats with Kurt and Scotty about Russia trying to clone a 3,000 year old army, an Australian woman who came out surgery with an Irish accent, a Sister who collects skulls, a 29 year old who posed as a high schooler to promote her Instagram and a woman named Crystal Metheny who was arrested for firing a missile into a car! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	We at Wundry live, breathe, and downright obsess over True Crime.
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0:15.3	music. Exhibit C. It's truly criminal.
0:20.4	All righty, Scotty, you ready?
0:22.7	Hey, Kurtty B. I hear you still got that scratchy comedy voice over there.
0:27.7	I still do. I blew my voice out so long ago and it still is fucked up.
0:34.7	I like it. You're like a cigar smoker now.
0:37.6	I know, right? It's just a little bit lower and a little bit more fun.
0:42.3	Are you ready for a headline?
0:43.5	Hit me, buddy.
0:45.6	Russia is going to try to clone an army of 3000-year-old Scythean warriors.
0:51.5	Okay, I understood the Russian part. I understood the warriors part.
0:55.9	So let's just get into it on another fabulous episode of Banana's podcast.
1:26.2	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Banana's I Am Kurt Brown, Oler.
1:30.4	I am Scotty Landis. Thank you for listening to the silliest little podcast that ever was.
1:35.3	And sometimes we goof up top, but we have an extra special guest today.
1:39.7	So I think we should get right into it, Kurtty.
1:41.8	Our guest today is an actor, a podcaster, an artist, a writer.
1:46.6	You will, of course, recognize her as the voice of Lisa Simpson or from her True Crime podcast,
1:51.8	Small Town Dix. She's got a new cooking show, oil and water out every other Wednesday on YouTube and IGTV.
1:58.7	Please welcome the very wonderful Yardley Smith.
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