The Ballad of Alexander Edward (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Today Alex shares the story of how he was fired two months ago for wearing a Keffiyeh by his employer (Barnes and Noble), the case compiled against him by corporate, and his eventual reinstatement yesterday thanks to the efforts of his Teamsters Union.

PLUS: Tony is also almost fired for being corny (wearing his prescription sunglasses to his night job), and Alex EVISCERATES a beloved classic Simpsons moment

IMPORTANT: Do not tweet or contact my actual employer. The matter is settled. Thank you to everyone for your support.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm Alexander Edward.
0:01.9	And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:03.1	And we are Minion Death Colt.
0:05.4	The world is ending.
0:07.7	The worst employee in the world, me, am responsible.
0:13.5	And we're documenting it.
0:15.7	That's right.
0:16.9	Against probably better judgment.
0:19.2	We're documenting it.
0:21.5	So this is going to be quite an episode.
0:24.2	Like I want to say up top,
0:27.2	this is probably going to be the most careful episode
0:29.8	of a podcast I've done in my life.
0:32.9	Yeah.
0:33.6	I mean,
0:34.1	you have to treat this episode like you treat the package you deliver, you know,
0:39.4	delicately with lots of care.
0:41.1	Absolutely.
0:42.2	Make sure they're not compromised on the way.
0:45.4	Yeah, I treat every package like it's a high priority item.
0:49.9	Okay, so I guess we should just start.
0:57.9	This episode is going to be maybe a little meandering.
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