The Baldwins: Born Into Horror *TEASER*
Binchtopia
Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
The girlies uncover the bizarre origins of The Baldwins, America’s most cursed family. Join them as they tell the tragic tale of Alec and Hilaria, a classic love story where (middle aged) boy meets (faking Spanish) girl! Digressions include the horrifying reality of AI robots, the stonk market collapse, and the necessary evil of privacy guards.
This is a teaser for a Patreon-exclusive episode. To listen to the full episode and access over 50 bonus episodes, mediasodes, and monthly zoom hangs visit patreon.com/binchtopia and become a patron today.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Well, I would like to move on to talking about this one truly insane part of the Baldwin's |
| 0:04.9 | lore that I don't think is very highly discussed. |
| 0:07.8 | Okay. |
| 0:08.5 | And it was insane to learn about. |
| 0:10.0 | So there's this woman named Genevieve Sobaran, who was a French-Canadian former publicist |
| 0:15.0 | slash producer. |
| 0:16.1 | And she claims to have met Alec Baldwin in 2000 on the set of The Adventures of Pluto Nash. |
| 0:21.4 | Once again, a thing I've never heard about. |
| 0:23.4 | And she says that he made a move on her. |
| 0:25.5 | This is back before I Laadia because she was like, okay, he made a move on me. |
| 0:29.6 | I shot it down because he was married to Kim Basinger at the time. |
| 0:32.3 | Fast forward to February 2010, she alleges that she and Alex reconnected over Valentine's Day |
| 0:36.6 | weekend. |
| 0:41.6 | According to her, she and Alec Baldwin had a short-lived physical relationship and Alec proposed the sort of arrangement that she would... |
| 0:44.7 | That was like he proposed, sounds like him. |
| 0:48.0 | That she would like pretend to be his partner in public and she would get a fake pregnancy |
| 0:54.1 | belly, kind of connecting back |
| 0:56.8 | to Hilaria Baldwin because he needed some good press because his marriage with Kim was like |
| 1:01.3 | sort of going south. Her story is a little all over the place. And she as a person is all over |
| 1:06.2 | the place. So, but also English isn't her first language. So I think a lot of this is sort of like a loss in translation vibe. |
| 1:11.7 | Is she the original Hilaria? |
| 1:13.4 | She has proof that Alec gave her a secret untraceable email to keep in contact. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.