The Baldies 2025 - Awards Ceremony
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Bald Move
4.5 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The Hello everyone. Welcome to the 2025 Bald Move Awards Gala Celebration here in beautiful sunny |
| 0:40.3 | Cincinnati, Ohio. |
| 0:42.8 | We are gathered here to celebrate the best |
| 0:45.5 | in film, television, |
| 0:49.4 | badassery, |
| 0:51.7 | villainy, |
| 0:53.8 | surprising, and best at disappointing. |
| 0:58.5 | This is, you've heard the Oscars. |
| 1:01.5 | Oh yeah, sure. |
| 1:03.1 | Yeah, one battle after another, |
| 1:05.0 | but have you heard the Baldi's opinion |
| 1:06.7 | on what's going on in last year's television. |
| 1:12.6 | Jim, why is the, why are the Baldi's the best bald? |
| 1:17.7 | Why is the, yeah, why are the Baldi's the best Bald move award there is? |
| 1:20.6 | Why are Baldi's the best award show on the planet? |
| 1:24.5 | I mean, do you even have to ask this question? |
| 1:27.8 | Come on. |
| 1:28.6 | You can just, like you said, just take a look at what's going on over there in L.A. or Sausalito, wherever they're holding the Oscars now. |
| 1:37.0 | Who knows? |
| 1:39.6 | Yeah, man, this is the only award show that matters because, you know, we've got opinions and you guys like them. |
| 1:48.2 | So we'll give them to you. |
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