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🗓️ 10 March 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello everybody, welcome to the 2022 Bald Move Awards, aka the Baldies, aka the only award show in the history of the world that |
0:15.0 | we distinguished ourselves by being the only award show that actually demonstrates our work. |
0:21.0 | If you have a question about how the hell, |
0:24.0 | anything ranked as high as it is, |
0:26.1 | well, we got like nine plus deliberation episodes |
0:29.6 | that you can listen to that are hours long |
0:31.6 | where we agonize over each and every one of these choices. |
0:34.3 | If you're a Nobel Prize winner, throw it in the garbage doesn't mean anything. |
0:40.0 | Peace Prize, useless. You don't have a Baldy? Come on. |
0:45.0 | You got, you got an Oscar? Shove it up your ass, literally. |
0:49.0 | The Baldies are here in town. There's a couple other things that are different about |
0:53.8 | the Baldies. It has to happen on a bald movie that worked account. If it's the |
0:59.4 | best movie or TV show of all time, but we haven't seen it, |
1:02.7 | guess what, it can get fucked because it's not part of the Baldies. |
1:05.8 | Has to be something we covered. |
1:07.3 | It has to premiered between January 1st and December 31st of 2022. |
1:12.4 | It's another big eligibility requirement. |
1:14.4 | If it didn't, if it didn't get on bald move, |
1:17.0 | that's what the biggest mis category is. |
1:18.6 | Stuff that could have been on bald move and didn't. |
1:22.0 | We will be getting to that as well. We have many, many categories to get to tonight. In general, I think |
1:28.1 | 2022 was an excellent year for television and it was an excellent year for, and movies and it was an excellent year for and movies and it was excellent year for |
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