Time now for the Yahoo Sports College Podcast with Dan Wetzel.

Well, I happen to be a five-star recruit.

Please announce your decision the most ridiculous way possible.

We need content.

Pete them all. I could speak about wearing a speedo and S.I.

Pat 40. Anti-day drinking in your speedo, yes.

Anti-day drinking, period.

No.

Here's Pat, Pete, and Dan.

All right, welcome to the podcast.

I want to give a little update here on what we're going to... All right, welcome to the podcast.

I want to give a little update here on what we're going to be doing over the next couple weeks.

We're going to have a podcast obviously today.

We're going to break down a bunch of the bowl games, the real degenerate gambling bowl games. The bowl games where coaches try to talk it up like the extra three weeks of practice is going to turn their meager seven and five program

into Alabama if we only get those three weeks of practices.

And really Dan, these are the bowl games where coaches sabotage Pat 40's genius with bad play calling.

That's what we really think about these bowl games.

These are the bowl games where Pat's perfect picks get ruined by bad play calls by random 500

max.

You will hear about it.

You will hear about it.

We will. We will make picks. We are going to just figure out what we are betting. We will on

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