The Bad Babysitter
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2025
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Summary
Richard doesn't like when his son is with a babysitter, so Skeery calls as the surprise CRAPPY babysitter that his wife hired!
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| 0:00.0 | Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. |
| 0:02.4 | The Elvis Duran phone tap. |
| 0:04.3 | All right, scatry. |
| 0:06.4 | Explain your phone tap. |
| 0:08.7 | Patty wants to phone tap her husband, Richard. |
| 0:10.8 | See, Patty is a stay-at-home mom and sometimes likes to go out for the day and leave their son Lane with a babysitter. |
| 0:16.1 | Well, that doesn't sit too well with Richard because he hates this and because they've had bad experiences. So Patty starts to call to her husband and then I'm going to jump in as the bad babysitter. |
| 0:25.6 | Oh, that babysitter is scary. Here we go. |
| 0:27.6 | Richard. |
| 0:28.6 | Hey. |
| 0:29.6 | What's going? |
| 0:30.6 | Well, I've got home and the house is a total mess. |
| 0:32.6 | Why is it a mess? |
| 0:33.6 | Basically, I had to leave Lane with my friend Michelle's son Adam, and when I got |
| 0:39.3 | Why did you have to leave him? I had to get a pedicure. And it's, I had to get a pedicure. I don't want to hear it. So basically, like, I came home, your, |
| 0:47.0 | your comic books were on the floor. What does that mean? I mean, I don't know how many of them were ripped. I don't think many. Are you kidding me? |
| 0:55.0 | No, sadly, I'm not kidding. |
| 0:57.0 | You brought in your pedicure and leave our son with some stranger comes and just tears up the house? |
| 1:01.0 | What is wrong with you? |
| 1:02.0 | Her? |
| 1:03.0 | Well, Michelle is a nice lady. I figured her son. |
| 1:05.0 | I'm not sure Michelle's a nice lady. You know her son? |
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