The Backpage
The Midnight Air
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2024
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
1. “My girlfriend cheated on me in VR and wants to blackmail the person. What should I do?” 2. “My wife said my compliments don’t mean anything to her. So I’ve stopped giving them. Am I an a**hole?” These are the questions in tonight’s Backpage themed episode!
Thank you to Aaron Brungardt for engineering, mixing, and production support, Geoffrey Tice for artwork, Bobby TBD for theme music, and All Things Comedy for their support, production, and distribution.
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| 0:00.0 | But today, it's Friday. |
| 0:22.5 | It's Friday night in the midnight air. |
| 0:24.5 | I hope you've had a good week. |
| 0:26.5 | I wonder what you guys have done. |
| 0:27.8 | Start a new job. |
| 0:29.3 | Quit your job. |
| 0:33.1 | Go out for a good dinner. |
| 0:36.5 | Make a steak. I think I've been fiendin for a steak. |
| 0:39.4 | I think I've been fiend in for a steak. |
| 0:40.5 | You know what I did this week? |
| 0:43.8 | So there's this pizza that I really like. |
| 0:46.4 | It's a cauliflower crust. |
| 0:50.7 | I think it's the best cow flour crust like you can get. |
| 0:52.1 | It's called cow power, |
| 0:59.2 | which I think is the worst name. But it's that C-A-U-L-I-P-O-W-E-R, I think. |
| 1:08.0 | Cowell-C-O-P-O-P-P-R, right? It should be, you want something easier to say. Like when I found out I could get the Midnight Mailbag at g-mall.com or you can send in any of your sex and relationship stories, advice, questions, whatever. |
| 1:17.8 | If I ever read one of these, by the way, and you're like, I went through the same exact thing, feel free to email in about that too. |
| 1:24.1 | And I'll read it for somebody else who sent it in. |
| 1:27.4 | And here's the deal. Email me. |
| 1:31.3 | You can, it doesn't even have to be your own life. It could be your own life and you pretend it's not |
| 1:35.5 | by saying, hey, I saw this on Facebook. I saw this on Twitter. I saw this on TikTok. |
| 1:42.7 | I'd prefer if it wasn't a video because like you don't |
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