The Bachelorette S19 Finale | Goodbye Bachelor
Bad TV | A Reality TV Recap Podcast Program
Dylan Wrenn
4.6 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2022
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
We say goodbye to this season of The Bachelorette and likely the franchise as a whole and break down reasons why like: the producers of the show having CTE or working for Russian Intelligence, Jesse Palmer's red red face and bad bad hosting, how Tino sucks, how Rachel sucks, how Grandpa John is fetch now, the Oompa Loompa stage switch which was on TV for some reason and much much more.
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| 0:00.0 | you win by default has never been so heartwarming um but we have to get to the next portion of the |
| 0:07.6 | televised event which is a commercial for the new season of the Kardashians on hulu which if |
| 0:14.1 | you weren't aware of the show but swamp creatures who have been turned into humans uh uh no come |
| 0:20.9 | receptacles for the NBA and the hip hop community tune in next Thursday to see what Chloe looks |
| 0:26.5 | like after weeks without food and solitary confinement put there by her witch mother normally |
| 0:31.6 | i would feel like i shouldn't delve into this further but this isn't another bachelor podcast |
| 0:36.0 | this is bad tv this is bad tv there's a lot of stuff on tv even not all of it's good |
| 0:43.8 | it's in fact a lot of it's bad tv hi hello and welcome to the premiere episode of bad tv um you |
| 1:01.6 | guys you know thought you were coming here to listen to the season finale of the bachelor on |
| 1:08.0 | the season finale of another bachelor podcast but as we've said so many times in so many weeks um |
| 1:15.3 | we're not doing this anymore we're doing something new and by the way i think the audience should |
| 1:20.0 | respect our game for that you know i was thinking about this a lot like if the audience do the amount |
| 1:25.2 | of people that we're leaving uh to go on to new endeavors uh most podcasts i'd say 99 percent of |
| 1:31.5 | most podcasters they have no integrity you stay where your bread is buttered but not us we are |
| 1:36.6 | voyaging into new waters that being really anything bad on television we're not bob Denver from |
| 1:43.5 | Gilligan's island you know that guy had to wear that stupid hat for eight seasons no i don't know |
| 1:47.6 | that guy i'm 30 years old i don't know that guy anywhere in the how i don't know that guy and he |
| 1:54.4 | was segueing into the title yeah i want to set it up okay set it up the guy hated wearing that |
| 1:59.7 | stupid hat he like wrote a book about he hated his life yeah it was a money grab for him but |
| 2:04.5 | this is Gilligan yeah Gilligan yeah i wear that hat you don't know who he is either but we're not |
| 2:09.6 | Gilligan it's not we have integrity i love it we're in that walk away from a show that we hate |
| 2:15.5 | and put it behind a paywall and get paid for right exactly how brave of us now we were wondering |
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