Hello, everybody, and welcome to Rose Pricks. It's finale part two. I feel like we've been

watching this season of the Bachelorette for four years. Yeah, a long, real, a long time and

having a three hour finale after we sort of had last week's semi finale, like it's a lot

to ask of all of us, of all of you guys. It was also a lot to ask of even the people on

the show, because did you notice that Jesse was being forced to stretch? This is, by the way,

my biggest nightmare. At one time of my life, I had to do warm-up for a live-taping of a comedy

show, and I hadn't been doing stand-up long enough to really to merit me just being a warm-up

person. I had like a six-minute act that I felt good about. I mean, I could stretch, but not

under circumstances of what I'm nervous. I could stretch if I was just having fun at a

dive bar, but it was a very scary circumstance, because there were cameras everywhere. I wasn't

being filmed. I was just warming up. But I went through my material, didn't go very well, and then

the worst thing happened, which was that one of the director was telling me to stretch. And at

that point, my regular material didn't work. How do you think that just chatting with people

is going to help? Spoiler alert, it did not help. It was a terrible, terrible night, and I never

wanted to do that again. Is that the thing where you cried? Because we talked on Bordea about

like our worst stand-up experiences, and I cried once on stage. Didn't you cry after that?

Oh, good. I've cried different times. No, but this was a time that somebody in the audience

said, oh, God, she looks really nervous. Oh, no. Yes. Oh, so John doesn't understand that I'm

recording right now. John, okay, can we just get in there with Gabby's dress? Because I literally

wrote just holy shit. And then I looked up how much the dress is like $3,000. Oh, the one that she

the one she got engaged in? No, the black when it starts out. Oh, with all those little strappy

with all the little buckles. Oh, that's so cute. That's so cute.

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