Well, hi everybody. Welcome to Rose Pricks. I am really excited because A, tonight is the

premiere episode of The Shit Show, also known as the Bachelorette. But B, I have my new co-host,

Sessley Nobler, with me. Hi, Sess. Well, it's like, we're Gabby and Rachel. Do you know what I mean? It's like,

Yes, like, festies, like, chess balls, chess balls, whatever friends would do in the Bachelorette podcast.

We got to get anybody out there who knows music of any kind or knows producers. Maybe you could

make that song for us. We need it. We need like a cool theme song. We do. I can. Oh, gosh, get Mike.

I'll get Mike to do it. I always feel like I get him to do weird things. Yeah, I can get it. You

know, I'll take care of it. I can trade in a sexual favor. It's fine. Don't worry about it. It

just seems like you're welcome. Okay. Now, I want to address something that I guess I didn't

really address before. And that is my co-host of before, Angel Lakita Moore. Love Angel.

Angel was a terrific co-host. Super funny. Did not love the show, but that's that's I understand.

Yeah. But, but Angel has, she, that girl is so busy. Right. And as I had told everybody before,

she had booked a pilot. She also has like 14 other podcasts. And oh, just a lot of shows,

tours, and she just couldn't make it work. But I am so excited that you are with me. And

we'll miss Angel. I was sure thing going on. Yes. We will miss it. But I mean that there's no pilots.

You guys don't even have to worry for one second that something will conflict. Not even a date,

not a bumble date. And let me tell you, I'm sorry that I busted in with this, but I

I was trying. I was the bachelor or bachelor at always makes me like really swipe hard. I don't

know if there's a lot of thing. If there's single people listening, like I watched the bachelor

and I'm like, I want to go flying a helicopter to an embrav class. I want to do. And then so I

start swiping really hard and nothing nothing's happening there. So I will be home and available

for this. You just made me realize, I love when the bachelor bachelor at repeats.

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