K. Hello and

Welcome to Rose Pricks Bachelor Roast.

I am Ronnie Karam.

I'm also on the Watch What Crappins Bravo

Podcast, so go check that out.

And my normal, my usual gorgeous little co-host, Miss Stephanie Wilder Taylor, you can find on the

for crying out loud podcast.

And also, over on the Sword and scale

rewind podcast hello Stephy Steph.

Hi hi hi we're getting close for closing it on we're closing in on these

bitches are we I just I just feel like we're not you know

every year I'm like it's almost over and then it's like the snow stops and the sun

comes out and then the snow comes back and I'm like wait a minute. But we're down to four. We're down to four but you know it's like a housewife show it's never over. They're like the season next week on the season finale and the real house sets to the New Jersey's and then it's like

eight months of reunion episodes and then there's like a where you know what the

fuck are they thinking that right now you know like right right so who knows but you know what

Ronnie after we get done with these these ladies then we're gonna have a like a

paradise which is always so much better.

No then we're going to have the Bachelorette aren't we and then a paradise?

I don't think so.

Don't we have Bachelorette in the parrot, yeah we just finished Bachelor in Paradise, silly.

God, why do you have to rain on my parade?

We gotta get both girl and boy hoes.

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