K. Hello and welcome to Rosepricks The Bachelor Roast. I'm Ronnie Karam. I'm also on the

watch what Crappins. Bachelor Podcast, I mean Bravo Podcast, and here I am with Miss

Stephanie Wilder Taylor of the Sword and Scale Rewind Podcast and for crying out loud.

Hi, hi, Ronnie.

You have Bachelor on the brain.

I do.

You know I love my Bachelor.

Oh my God.

Last night was a good episode.

Yeah, it was a great one.

But, you know, macro note, I'm liking Colton,

less and less every week.

Oh, I thought you were to say more and more.

Nope. Less and less. I like when I can trick people into liking horrible people on TV.

He's not a good person. He's just not. I mean he may just be limited intellectually, but I don't know. He's sort of this vapid empty shell that's hoping that somebody fills him up with some kind of

character and meaning to his life but there's nothing's going on there and

and somebody on Facebook put that you said

that he's a one-upper, and he sure is.

Well, yeah, I said it on the show.

All that does, if you say like the day's nice, he's like, the day is night. He's like the day is night. Here's why my day is nicer than your day. It's like okay you win. You're the biggest virgin out of anybody. Okay. Nobody else has not had sex ever.

And his reasons that he's a virgin, first of all he's got his canned

speech about it, which he, you know, repeats ad nauseum,

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