Welcome everybody.

Nice to see you.

Yes, it's true we were gone on Monday, but it doesn't mean

that we don't love you.

In fact, if anything, it means we love you even more than you thought.

I love pizza.

Because to us, bringing the best show possible is about bringing the best versions of ourselves possible.

And I love people. And self-help is self-self-wealth. I just made that up.

You're so wild. self-wealed. I just made that up.

You're so wise. Pretty good.

Um, actually, so today is the second episode of the Batch Thriller starring Jeff Winter.

And some would call some are calling him the most eligible the most compelling bachelor

contestant in the franchise's history the most eligibleist the most

eligibleist and so Jeff is running behind, which is fine because I want to talk about our weekend.

He is, but when he joins us, we have 10 wonderful dates lined up with a mooray

we will be transporting them to Italiano

for us fine meatball and spaghetti.

Themed after Lady in the Tramp of course.

Since the women are not here in person, thank you union, I will be having, I will be failing in for them to be the recipient on the other side of the spaghetti noodle.

Oh, miss yu.

That's right.

You'll be kissing.

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