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Hi listeners, I'm Sharon Hader and I have a story I want to tell you.

A story of revelry and a vineyard of vice.

So, gather round and listen.

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The cabin was a bit dull.

I mean, it was beautiful, really, in an average Victorian kind of way.

And certainly nicer than our crappy studio in the Queens.

But for a place called the revelry B&B, I was expecting something a little more.

Oh, I don't know, Glitz and Glamour maybe?

Looks like I was off by a few decades.

But I guess that's what you get when your boyfriend insists upon quote, surprising you.

Well, this was definitely a surprise.

An old home tucked away in the cat-skill mountains during a snowstorm no less

and with no Wi-Fi and a whole lot of nothing to do.

And that doesn't even begin to describe our bedroom.

Everything in our room is green, from the pale green dimmity curtains

to the forest green oriental rug.

It's like something straight out of Dr. Seuss.

The owners have even gone one step further by carving delicate ivy vines into the wooden bedposts

and adding those fake silk plants you get off of Amazon.

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