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T's and Cs and Cs Apply. Hello, everybody, welcome back to another episode of Decoding the Unknown. I, as always, I'm your host, Simon. Today, the Balbeck Stones, how did an ancient civilization move these enormous stones? I don't know. Tools and shit, I guess. Maybe it's aliens. Let's find out. The short form of the show, as always,

has been written by Dave, and I'm going to read it, never read it before.

The last script that I wrote for Decoding the Unknown was for the massively successful Jeffrey Epstein follow-up video. Well, give yourself a pat on the back. Why don't you, Dave?

Alright, then I will. In fact, I have no idea whether it was successful, as I'm writing this

introduction, at 1am on the 1st of December, the very day that it is scheduled for a release.

Well, we're almost a month later, Dave. I will tell you right now how it has done.

We'll load up my YouTube studio, we'll go into Decoding the Unknown,

and we shall find that it has got to scroll back a little way, a little bit further than that.

In your own time, but quite quickly. Yes, it's done very well, Dave. Well done. 213,000 views.

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