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Kevin Ryder on KROQ

The B-Team EP 63: The Valentine's Day Episode

Kevin Ryder on KROQ

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Comedy

4.52.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

On this episode: A little montage of love, Kevin, Bean & Beer Mug's "Loveline" auditions, Bean's Prison Pen Pal, Spencer the Love Dispenser and more. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey Omar before I start bitching about my hair loss. We have to remind all the B team listeners of an exciting event. That's right. It's happening at the bicycle casino and it's happening on Friday, February 22. Right. It's K rock guys.

0:14.0

Now Kevin will be there. You'll be there spinning on the ones to go go dancers. Of course we are going to be playing poker. Yeah, you're going to be on the mic. I'm going to be on the mic. Hopefully it'll give me money to gamble with. They're going to give me drinks to drink.

0:26.0

And then the first 106 people that get down there are going to get a cool prize, right? Yeah. K rock storms bear mountain, which is the very next day. So come out to the bike, get hammered, win money and then go straight to bear mountain on Saturday.

0:38.5

Yeah, it's always a good time. Come out 21 and over and girls are welcome. Yes. Party starts at 8 p.m.

0:45.0

You know one thing, Tom, money can't make me forget that I'm losing my hair. And I'm really upset about it. Guys, I'm like, have you tried hymns?

0:55.0

It's even you know what? I thought you scored a gig. You won't get into that right now. Okay. Because that's still in progress. But I have not tried hymns, Dave. But if any hair company out there wants to just try and send me their products, I will be more than happy to try.

1:10.0

And we try like if I buy hymns, like isn't it like a couple of bucks? I don't know. Yeah. And it's supposed to work like instantly, right? Like within a week or so. That's right. Like two weeks.

1:19.0

But I have heard I haven't heard any firsthand experience on hymns, but I've seen the internet and you know you believe everything you read on the internet. But it looks like it works.

1:29.0

And it looks cheaper than the stuff that I used to purchase in the past, which I've like no gain or yeah, Rogaine actually yeah, Rogaine is expensive. And there's this other stuff that I heard on an AM talk station. And it was working, but it's just so damn expensive.

1:46.0

I stopped. I stopped. What was it? It's called a propa fill, not propa fall the stuff that killed Michael Jackson, propa fill. And it's a top of cool. And I stopped order. I just stopped using it because it's so expensive.

1:58.0

Now these assholes won't stop calling me to reorder it. Yeah. Every day they would if you tell him, hey, if you give me a two for one offer, maybe I'll.

2:06.0

And that's the thing. That's the thing because you want to tell him I can't afford a full description. They're going to go, oh, we have a bit. We have something better than a two for one offer. If you buy today and today only there for the next 20 hours, we will send in an extra two bottles. Well, you end up paying the same price for the three bottles. You have to purchase anyway. And they that price. It's.

2:27.0

Let me ask you this. But why do you care so much? Let's get let's get down to the issue. The nitty gritty because I.

2:37.9

Because it's a lot of things that you know, I mean, unless I like this beautiful man. I think you know, unless you're super rich and you could afford like the hair transplant thing. I mean, it's really just abandoned. It's not going to be a permanent fix. And it's a part of the life. Yes, it is. But he's also kind of young. And I could see how. How he wants.

2:57.0

The house out of hair. And you know, women are attracted to hair. Look at your hair. I don't know. I know. Listen, the hot one doesn't get it.

3:05.7

It's a days. Hair is even less. Yeah. Yeah. I'm.

3:09.2

Thank you. I'm only assholes sitting here with thinning hair. And it's just it's just like it's a self conscious kind of thing. But listen, listen, I think you're too self conscious about it because.

3:18.9

Yeah, I might have more hair than you, but I have been losing my hair as well. You know, my my hairline is not what it used to be.

3:25.3

But you have to kind of just accept it and move on. You can't let this take, you know, you're all bummed out. Stop being bummed out. It's tough.

3:33.3

It's too much. And you know, I'm no doctor or therapist here, but I'm pretty sure you're depression and you freaking out over it. It leads to more hair loss.

3:43.2

Yeah, you know what? I bet it does. Yeah, because I know like during these months when I get all nervous about booking crap and stuff like that, I get gray hairs, especially my beard.

3:52.0

And I that's where like and they don't go away now because it's like, uh, here it comes. But um, have you tried the one that that the spray?

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