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We are here. The Lord we are here and we're ready to power. Well, just like the Holy Spirit strums the strings of our hearts, our guest today is a guitar tech extraordinary

strumming those strings for God's pleasure it is my treat and treasure to

introduce you to Laura Nash. Welcome to the program my friend. How you feeling today? Howdy howdy

couldn't be glad to be here.

Laura, it's so nice to have you on the program because I don't think a lot of people

know what a guitar tech is. It sounds very technical.

And so maybe you could give everyone, because they see you run on stage with a guitar, run off stage

with a guitar, and I think a lot of people are going what's she even doing back there

Could you tell everyone a little bit about what a guitar tech is and why is so necessary to our mission here at Twin Hills?

Of course happy to happy to just an honor, big fan of the show, just got to say,

long time, long time listener. So very excited to be here. Feeling a little starstruck. Yeah, so

basically the way I kind of try to make a metaphor of what I do is that the guitars are they're my children.

I mean I wouldn't want to say that you know I'm their God because that feels that's not I'm not going to go there I'm not suggesting that I'm the Jesus and they're the disciples but they are kind of owned by me and do what I tell them to do

Stop it sorry about! Sorry about that. Sorry about that. We've got banana. Sorry about that.

Anyway, sorry I just have so many dogs currently I'm a dog person oh banana yeah

llama and banana yeah we also have Ram a ding-dong but he's really going

through something right now he's a little sick okay there we go there we go sorry

sorry about this we talked about this before. Okay. All right. We're going to focus back up focusing in. So yeah, so basically I own them you know I don't physically cash on the guitars, but they are my domain domain their safety is of my utmost kind of

responsibility it's of the highest importance and I just got to try and make sure

that the tools are as tip-top shape for the musicians as possible.

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